Archive for April 2009

Cops Taser Wrong Black Guy, Black Guy “Shocked”

Apr 21st, 2009 | By Paul Yokota | Category: Latest News Satire, U.S. News

U.S. Marshalls looking for crack dealer Vinol Wilson burst into a community center in Grandview, Mo Wednesday, assaulting and tasering Stuart Wright. Wright is not a drug dealer, but a local public servant and father, however like Vinol Wilson, Wright is black, which as one Marshall put it, makes him “close enough”.
“I’ve never been through [...]



Navy Snipers Kill Pirates, No Parrots Hurt

Apr 13th, 2009 | By Paul Yokota | Category: Latest News Satire, World news

Three pirates were killed by three shots from Navy SEAL snipers Sunday night, ending the United States’ first confrontation with armed pirates since the USS Constitution’s defeated Captain James Hook in 1815, leading to Hook’s banishment to Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara, California.
The shooting of the pirates ended a tense, days long standoff [...]