GM Loses Fewer Billions Than Expected
Nov 16th, 2009 | By SecondhandNews | Category: Latest News SatireDETROIT – General Motors Co. announced today that it has lost $1.2 billion since the U.S. Government bailed it out. The losses were less than expected, prompting the corporation to throw a celebratory “Screw it, we’re not paying for it, get the expensive cookies. Ooh, and a magician!” party. Over the past year, GM has [...]
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