Iraqi security forces have adopted a revolutionary new bomb detection device, according to the New York Times.
The hand-held device is several orders of magnitude smaller than devices available from “reputable” manufacturers, but American critics have their collective panties in a bunch over the fact that the device “doesn’t actually work” and is “putting untold [...]

The nominees for the upcoming AVN Adult Video awards were released today, and in surprising move, the Adult Academy has nominated President Obama for Best Male Performer.
It should be noted that the president is receiving the nomination without performing a single on-screen thrust, causing considerable controversy within the industry. Dick Ironrod, who is also nominated [...]

It has been revealed that two nuclear submarines, the British HMS Vanguard and the French Le Triomphant collided earlier this month in what was either an embarrassing accident, or the most poorly thought-out show of international unity in all of recorded history.

Until The Sun broke the story yesterday, the British had refused to discuss the incident, and the French had claimed that Le Triomphant had hit a …

US Airways Flight 1549  crash landed into the Hudson River in New York City yesterday, a harrowing ordeal for all aboard, but a major victory for gravity as a fundamental force of the universe.
The plane went down only three minutes after takeoff,  losing power in both engines following the pilot’s report of a “double bird [...]

SAN FRANCISCO, California – Time to dust off your earthquake insurance, California. Your forecast? Partly wrathful with a chance of smite-age.
California began issuing marriage licenses to same sex couples at 5:01pm today, when a controversial decision by the state’s supreme court to overturn a ban on gay marriage took effect.
San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom presided [...]

The US Supreme Court ruled today that “detainees” being held by the US military in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba have the right to challenge the legality of their detention in civilian federal court.
The justices’ ruling seemingly missed the entire point of Guantanamo Bay. Gitmo was born out of the necessities of a post 9/11 world. After [...]

So obviously the big story over the weekend was Saturday’s conclusion of the 17 month saga that was the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination process.
What’s that you say? You thought the Democratic Nominee was decided last Tuesday, when the final two primaries gave Barack Obama enough delegates to surpass the threshold of 2,118 required for the [...]