Heroic Pilot Manages Not to Kill Anyone
Jan 16th, 2009 | By SecondhandNews | Category: Featured Articles, Latest News Satire, U.S. NewsUS Airways Flight 1549 crash landed into the Hudson River in New York City yesterday, a harrowing ordeal for all aboard, but a major victory for gravity as a fundamental force of the universe. The plane went down only three minutes after takeoff, losing power in both engines following the pilot’s report of a “double [...]
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