Navy Snipers Kill Pirates, No Parrots Hurt
Apr 13th, 2009 | By Paul Yokota | Category: Latest News Satire, World newsThree pirates were killed by three shots from Navy SEAL snipers Sunday night, ending the United States’ first confrontation with armed pirates since the USS Constitution’s defeated Captain James Hook in 1815, leading to Hook’s banishment to Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara, California.
The shooting of the pirates ended a tense, days long standoff [...]
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