Carmen Kontur-Gronquist, mayor of the ridiculously small town of Arlington, Oregon is facing a recall vote, mostly because she is a great big whore.

Kontur-Gronquist has sullied her town’s damn near non-existent reputation. Was she involved in an illicit affair with a city official? Sexual harassment? Prostitution? Incest*?

Nope.

Her ho-baggery took a far more sinister form. Check it: several years ago, before she was mayor, Kontur-Gronquist posed for pictures to submit to a women’s fitness contest wearing only a bra and panties. These photographs were later posted on a MySpace account created by someone else. I really don’t think it gets more despicable than that.

Local busybody Lorena Woods took time out from her massive, massive amounts of free time to call out the mayor for this completely unacceptable behavior.

“It’s a picture of her in bra and panties on a rural protection fire truck in a rural protection fire hall,” Woods said. “This isn’t the way we want our city to be portrayed.”

Amen, Lorena, amen. These photographs clearly send the wrong message, that message being something along the lines of “Women who stand on or near fire trucks and may or may not at some point in the future become mayor of Bumf*ck, Nowhere not only own underwear, but actually wear it.”

Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children??

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from the network news, it’s that the internet is probably the single most dangerous threat to children since the invention of children, with the possible exceptions of Michael Jackson and catholic priests. This is just another example of the insidious nature of this “inter-net” where this kind of filth can pop up where you least expect it, on a site like MySpace.com, where innocent children would otherwise have no chance of being exposed to such gratuitous T&A.

I mean, a woman wearing garments that cover exactly the same as a bathing suit?? A recall is too good for her. If it were up to me, she’d be stoned in the village square, and I don’t mean “stoned” in the much more pleasant, traditional Oregon sense of the word.

But a recall vote it shall be, as a petition has garnered the 41 signatures required to recall her. That’s right, 41. Because Arlington has a population roughly comparable to a New York City crosswalk on a Thursday afternoon. Meanwhile, the other 450 or so residents of Arlington have been eerily quiet on the subject, possibly because they are all at home, logged into Myspace.com.

*No, no, no, you’re thinking of Arlington, Virginia

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